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Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Girl : You better not cum in me.

Girl : You better not cum in me.

Sun kissed vs Sun raped.

Sun kissed vs Sun raped.

When you completely lie on your resume and still get the job.

When you completely lie on your resume and still get the job.

"Pregnant"

"Pregnant"

Wow!! Attractive shoulder!!

Wow!! Attractive shoulder!!

Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting...

Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting...

​He dated another girl on a romantic holiday they went together

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Some guys seem to have no idea about a proper breakup etiquette. This guy took his girlfriend on a romantic Pacific island cruise for her birthday. But he invited also all his mates along. And, to make matters even worse, refused to have any time away from the boys. She left him to it and went to do her own thing. One night she saw him on a romanti...
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​She shared a lollipop with a dog

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This guy's girlfriend loved her dog so much that she shared a lollipop with her dog. And no, she didn't just give her the end of her lollipop. She'd suck on it for a while then she'd hold it out for the dog to have few licks, then she put it back to her mouth. And then she repeated it all. When he asked her about it, she said that dogs' mouths are ...
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