The Shipwrecked Barrel


One morning the shipwrecked mariner noticed something floating towards the deserted island that had become his home since his ship sank six months ago. As the object came closer, he realized that it was a large barrel. He very soon thereafter realised that hanging on to the barrel was a very scantily clad woman. In fact she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Arriving on shore the woman left the barrel and slowly and suggestively walked toward the sailor. She whispered into his ear, 'I have something you want!'

The mariner broke into a run towards to breaking waves yelling, 'Don't tell me you've got beer in that barrel.'

The drunken sailor
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