Someone else must have shot the bear


Jim, an 85 year old man goes to his doctor. He tells the doctor he can't get his dick hard.
The doctor gets annoyed and tells Jim its because he is too old.
On hearing this Jim tells the doctor that he has a girlfriend who is just 18 years old and is pregnant.
The doctor says to him "Let me tell you a story Jim, one day a man was leaving for hunting and was in a hurry. So instead of picking up his gun, he picked his umbrella and went hunting. On reaching the jungle, a big bear suddenly appears in front of him and he took out his umbrella and shot it and guess what ? The bear died!!
Jim responded "What stupidity doctor! Obviously someone else must have shot the bear!!

Giving grandpa a hell of a time
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