She shared a lollipop with a dog
This guy's girlfriend loved her dog so much that she shared a lollipop with her dog. And no, she didn't just give her the end of her lollipop. She'd suck on it for a while then she'd hold it out for the dog to have few licks, then she put it back to her mouth. And then she repeated it all. When he asked her about it, she said that dogs' mouths are cleaner than people's. Her boyfriend didn't really believe it, knowing full well how dogs eat their own shit and lick their assholes. That was the end of this relationship.