Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.

Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pissed and spoiled his underwear.
Then you said:
- "Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here."
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!!!!
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