Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.

Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.
Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.
Bank manager: But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.
Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature..
Bank Manager fainted.
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