Someone’s made a right cock up with this new Thomas Cook paint job

Someone’s made a right cock up with this new Thomas Cook paint job
Thomas Cook has undergone a bit of a transformation to appeal to younger travellers that is getting attention for all the wrong reasons. They’ve paint...
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Bacterial meningitis detected in patient who went to KitKatClub Berlin sex club

Bacterial meningitis detected in patient who went to KitKatClub Berlin sex club
Berlin authorities have urged patrons of a famed nightclub in the German capital to immediately visit a doctor to be checked for bacterial meningitis ...
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Putin’s 2019 calendar has him hugging a puppy and the obligatory shirtless shot

Putin’s 2019 calendar has him hugging a puppy and the obligatory shirtless shot
The annual Vladimir Putin photo calendar is out and it’s all you could ever wish for. The 2019 edition of the Putin VVP calendar includes pictures of ...
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Zoo forced to use plastic penguins after nationwide shortage

Zoo forced to use plastic penguins after nationwide shortage
A zoo has been forced to use fake plastic penguins in its £60,000 new enclosure due to a nationwide shortage of the animals. Telford Exotic Zoo in Shr...
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Orange McLaren somehow ends up in the bushes on a roundabout

Orange McLaren somehow ends up in the bushes on a roundabout
A super car worth up to £250,000 has been caught on camera buried in bushes on a busy roundabout. Video footage shows the orange McLaren 720s left str...
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Seal slapped kayaker with octopus after mistaking him for a rock

Seal slapped kayaker with octopus after mistaking him for a rock
A seal who slapped a kayaker in the face with an octopus probably mistook him for a rock, scientists have revealed. The incident was captured on a GoP...
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Romeo of Rimini Playboy Maurizio Zanfanti dies while having sex with tourist, 23

Romeo of Rimini Playboy Maurizio Zanfanti dies while having sex with tourist, 23
A man nicknamed the Romeo of Rimini because he slept with so many women has died while having intercourse with a 23-year-old tourist. Maurizio Zanfant...
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Lorry driver has really offal day after 2 tonnes of animal guts spill all over the road

Lorry driver has really offal day after 2 tonnes of animal guts spill all over the road

If you think you’re having a bad day, spare a thought for this lorry driver who must have had an absolutely offal one. He had been tasked with transpo...
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Moonpig begs customers to stop uploading photos of their genitals

Moonpig begs customers to stop uploading photos of their genitals
Wouldn’t it be lovely to tell someone how much they mean to you by sending a printed out, glossy photograph of your genitals on a greetings card? Lots...
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Has Benny the beluga whale managed to get out of the Thames?

Has Benny the beluga whale managed to get out of the Thames?
A beluga whale is seen in the distance after it swam a short way up the river Thames, September 25 2018. See MASONS story MNWHALE; Astonishing footage circulating online shows a beluga whale swimming in the River Thames. Consultant ecologist and ornithologist, Dave Andrews, claims he spotted the beluga whale, and filmed the footage around 11am this morning. The video was taken between Tilbury, Essex, and Gravesend, Kent and shows the whale swimming above water before diving deep under as it hunted food around the barges. Dave tweeted as he was watching the whale swim for around four hours.
Conservationists are waiting to see if a ‘very lost’ beluga whale spotted in the Thames has headed out to sea. The rare marine mammal, nicknamed Benny...
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