January Blues

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Shared by: Kojo A.

*I never knew January could be this difficult until this morning my neighbor brought his cat and ask Me to buy it, I told him I don't have rats in my house, then he said "just buy the cat I will bring you rats later in the evening"* 😂😂😂


Police attended house after several neighbours reported there was a party going on breaking lockdown rules

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Hampshire England.

When challenged over why they were breaking lockdown rules, the occupants responded that they were unaware of the global pandemic, as they never watch the news!


A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife.

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Shared by: James A.


My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight".
When the man came home late that night he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young,virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old.
You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference;
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
THE HUSBAND FAINTED .. 😂 😂 😂
Good morning family!!!


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